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Friday, February 13, 2009

ROMANTIC ACRONYMS


Remember these...?  I know cheesy and baduy and eww all at the same time.
But this is the season to be exactlyy like that.

J.A.P.A.N Just Always Pray At Night.

H.O.L.L.A.N. D Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I.T.A.L.Y. I Trust And Love You.

C.H.I.N.A. Come Here! I Need Affection.

At ngayon, heto pa...

L.I.B.Y.A. Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E. Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

B.U.R.M.A.Between Us  Remember Me Always.

I.N.D.I.A. I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K.E.N.Y.A. Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C.A.N.A.D.A. Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction

P.E.R.U. Porget Everyone... Remember Us.

K.O.R.E.A. Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.

E.G.Y.P.T. Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!

Y.E.M.E.N. Yugyugan Every Morning Every Night

R.U.S.S.I.A. Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always.

Akala ninyo yun lang ah .. heto pa.... ulit...

M.A.N.I.L.A. May All Nights Inspire  Love Always.

B.A.L.I.W.A. G. Beauty And Love I Will Always Give.

M.A.L.A.B.O. N. May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now.

I.M.U.S. I Miss U, Sweetheart.

P.A.S.I.G. Please Always Say I'm Gorgeous.

C.E.B.U. Change Everything.. . But Us.

P.A.R.A.N.A. Q.U.E. Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under 
Ecstacy.

T.O.N.D.O. Tonight's Our Night, Dearest One.

P.A.S.A.Y. Pretty And Sexy Are You.

And last but not the least....

M.A.R.L.B.O. R.O. Men Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only.

P.H.I.L.I.P. P.I.N.E.S. Pumping Hot.. I Love It! Please Please.. I Need 
Erotic Stimulation!

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Voice Mail

One of the things that I have learned to appreciate

is the Voice Mail feature. Kasi pag tumawag ka

at di mo nakausap puede ka mag leave ng message.

At pag tinawagan ka di mo nasagot puede mo na

lang din i retrieve ang voice mail.



Last week tumawag ako sa isang Ninang ko di

nya nasagot so nag iwan ako ng voice mail.

Pagkaiwan ko ng message bago ko i send

buti na lang nakita ko yung name. I almost

left a voice mail sa voice mail ng isa ko pang

Ninang buti puede i delete otherwise

nakakahiya talaga.



Kagabi tumawag ako sa kapatid ko to greet

her a happy new year and to tell a message

from my dad di nya nasagot. So ako naman

nawala sa isip ko na pumasok na pala sa voice

mail. Naririnig nya daw kami nag uusap nung

mga kaibigan namin. Nakakahiya buti na lang

sa kanya ko naitawag.What if sa iba..